Antwane Cowen hails from the city of Chicago, but has called Los Angeles home for the past 15 years. He is probably a lot less financially stable than you, but he really doesn’t give a fuck about that. What he lacks in finances, he more than makes up for in judgement and opinion. He drives a ’91 Honda Civic, and doesn’t give two shits what you think about that, either. He’s probably somewhere intoxicated RIGHT now. Call him . . . I bet he’s at the local dive bar getting TORE UP. Just because. So what. And who the fuck are YOU?

As a web developer, professional shit-talker, TV addict and technology enthusiast, Antwane doesn’t have much time for your fuckery. But if your fuckery comes with a bottle of vodka, he might be able to tolerate you for a few hours. But then you and your fuckery have to LEAVE. BYE-BYE Fuckery! BYE-BYE!

"Scandal" was the SHIT a few weeks ago, wasn’t it? I think Meagan Good’s show is about to be cancelled. It was basically "Revenge" for black people. But we know black people usually just go IN instead of plotting for weeks and what not to get back at someone. Usually somebody just gets run over or shot or whatever. Just ask a Chicagoan.

As a smart person with a French name with a ghetto spelling, I just don’t know what to do with myself sometimes. FUck . . . I just used the word “I”, and I was trying really hard not to write this in the first person.  FUCK!

Hi Mom!!!!

Antwane has a Bachelor’s Degree in Political Science from Illinois Weselyan University, and an Associate’s Degree in Computer Animation from the Illinois Institute of Art. Now he owes that bitch Sallie Mae a SHITLOAD of cash. He wouldn’t piss on her if it was raining cats and dogs. Even though he’d really enjoy peeing on Sallie Mae. That would be fun!